November

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!

What cat discovered America?
Christofurry Columbus!

Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey?
Because he forgot to pluck the feathers!

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Johnny wrote,
"I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
Eight feather dusters!

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatchet.

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter "g"!

Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it.

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language

What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot

How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
No, you should just have the turkey!

What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?
Groovy

What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries!

What is your favorite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Reservations!

What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
Beets me!

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose

What do rich people eat on Thanksgiving?
14 Karats

Why don't you eat fish on Thanksgiving?
Because Thanksgiving never falls on a FRY-day.

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY

What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing Wing

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes him blush!

How can you tell a male turkey from a female turkey?
The male is the one holding the remote control.

Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!

What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving